Single handed sailor
The product of your ejaculation
I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".
Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.
Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".
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