1 definition by Sindorius

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When a male wakes up to find themselves with their manparts so stiff and erect it almost hurts; A potent version of morning wood.
So embarassing---my mom woke me up this morning and I had mad rigasnoretis. At least she left me alone pretty fast!
by Sindorius January 15, 2012

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