Noun: Staffzone Verb: Staffzoned. When an attractive member of your staff becomes nothing more than a subordinate that you will never feel any sexual or romantic attraction for. The ultimate likka boss or professional mark. A powerful man or woman's version of friendzone
My sexy sales exec stripped naked in front of me in the office, showing her tattoo above her crack. Much to her shock, I shouted at her. "Gtfo put on your clothes before I fire you!" She is a fine example of being staffzoned.