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1 definition by SimpleBrunette

 
1.
A celebrity who all the girls obsess about. He's well known for his role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, or -gags- Twilight. Let's face it, the only reason why everybody likes him is for his looks.His acting is okay, but look at all the definitions here. Most of them are A SEXY BEAST or a FIIINE BOY or A HOTTIE. GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD: HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY THAT HE GETS WHENEVER A PURCHASE IS MADE TO THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. Thumb this down, I dont give a shit. It's the truth, you gotta face it someday.
Girl: OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO INCREDIBLY HOT!

Me: What about his personality?

Girl: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, HE'S HOT!

Me: Riight. You know he doesn't know that you exist, right?

Girl: YES HE DOES, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Me: *rolls eyes*
by SimpleBrunette August 20, 2010