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3 definitions by Simple Plan Sucks

 
1.
Simple Plan = Simpletons.

They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.

Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about.
"The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
by Simple Plan Sucks June 18, 2005
 
2.
The guy who plays Major John Sheppherd on Stargate: Atlantis. He is a babe and has lovely black hair. His wife is a very lucky lady.
"Mmm...Stargate? Gotta watch it for sexy Shep!"
by Simple Plan Sucks June 18, 2005
 
3.
Stands for GodAwful Fanfic Forums. A place where bad fanfic gets its ass-kicked for cheap laughs and quick mental stimulation.
"I love GAFF!" reported one fan of this Mafiaosi type of fanfic site.
by Simple Plan Sucks June 18, 2005