6 definitions by Simon Jethro

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Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.
Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.
Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
When people (mostly males) have gained enough weight that their guts cause their belt buckles to point downward towards the ground instead of out as it normally would on a slim person. The role of a person's belt changes when one reaches a gut of this size. Instead of the belt preventing one's pants from falling down, it starts to hold your gut up. When one begins to Buckle Down, they have exceeded dicky doo.
"Man, Adam has gained so much weight that he really has started to buckle down."
by Simon Jethro May 11, 2006
When people (mostly males) have gained enough weight that their guts cause their belt buckles to point downward towards the ground instead of out as it normally would on a slim person. The role of a person's belt changes when one reaches a gut of this size. Instead of the belt preventing one's pants from falling down, it starts to hold your gut up. When one begins to Buckle Down, they have exceeded dicky doo.
"Man, Adam has gained so much weight that he really has started to buckle down."
by Simon Jethro April 17, 2006
After picking one's nose, one may have an an accumulation of human mucus on their finger. In order to remove this crusty vittle from one's digit, a simple rubbing action between index finger and thumb will often remove the little buggers. If done properly, the release of boogers should be done with your arm extended from the body so as to not have any dried snot or "Pixie Dust" fall on you or someone near you. The removal of this mass of solid mucus can also be done while driving, but the "pixie dust" should be released while one's arm is extended out of the window so that the vehicle's carpet is not tainted.
Marty: "Man, you must have a cold, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, how'd you know?"
Marty: "I see you diggin' away up there and spreading your pixie dust like it's going out of style."
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
When people (mostly females) have gained enough weight or gotten old enough that the size of their lower abdomen causes their belt buckles to point upward towards the sky instead of out as it normally would on a slim person. Women sometimes carry their extra body mass in the form of a "pocket" or "bubble" and their pants cover this "pod." Since women wear their pants higher than men due to their body structure, their belts sit atop of this globule and cause the bult buckle to point upward.

Things are very bad when this sac is bigger than a woman's breasts.

Things are very, very bad when you cannot even see whether a woman is experiencing Buckle Up due to their belt buckle being sandwiched under their huge breasts and above their balloned abdomen.

CAUTION: Buckling Up can cause blindness! There is record of people losing their eyesight due to the sun's rays reflecting off of a belt buckle and shining into someone's eyes.
"Wow, Jane has gained so much weight that she really has started to buckle up."
by Simon Jethro April 20, 2006
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