If an ugly girl is naked, save for a sunhat, while coming on to you. Tell her to close her eyes, and slowly take off her hat. After you get it off, shit it in. Then place it back on her head.
At the beach party, a girl started hitting on me. That night she came up to my room and stood naked in front of me. She wasn't hot and I was drunk, so I gave her a Hot Brenda.
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