6 definitions by Simon Alnaimi
A term used to express annoyance or shock, can be used as an alternative to cursing. When used with a high pitched tone and an elongated vowel can be humourous and mocking. Also used as an insult. Macgee can also be added for effect.
Cowsie: I'm late for next lesson!
Friend: Oh Shiiiiiiiilters!
Man: Oh shilters look what you've done now!
Man: Oops! I dropped your vase.
Friend: Oh you stupid shiiiiilters!
Man: Oh Shilters Macgee!
Friend: Oh Shiiiiiiiilters!
Man: Oh shilters look what you've done now!
Man: Oops! I dropped your vase.
Friend: Oh you stupid shiiiiilters!
Man: Oh Shilters Macgee!
by Simon Alnaimi December 12, 2007
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
Pronounced the same as the word "way".
Used to add humiliation to a situation or simply to annoy a subject. Can also be used to show pride if used correctly!
Used to add humiliation to a situation or simply to annoy a subject. Can also be used to show pride if used correctly!
Man: Aw man, my wife just left me!
Friend: Whey!
Man: How do you spell concentration?
Friend: Whey! You don't know! Whey! Whey! Whey!
Man: Fine, I'll ask someone else.....
Friend: WHEY! WHEY! WHEY! WHEY!
Man: Shut up you're so annoying!
Friend: Whey! Whey!
Man: So how do you spell concentration?
Friend: I think it's C-O-N-C-E-M.....
Man: Whey! It's "N" not "M", whey! I know how to spell it! Whey! Whey! Whey!
Friend: Whey!
Man: How do you spell concentration?
Friend: Whey! You don't know! Whey! Whey! Whey!
Man: Fine, I'll ask someone else.....
Friend: WHEY! WHEY! WHEY! WHEY!
Man: Shut up you're so annoying!
Friend: Whey! Whey!
Man: So how do you spell concentration?
Friend: I think it's C-O-N-C-E-M.....
Man: Whey! It's "N" not "M", whey! I know how to spell it! Whey! Whey! Whey!
by Simon Alnaimi September 3, 2007
"The Zone" is a state a gamer gets in to when playing the most uber awesome game ever e.g. Half Life 2,Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty 4, Super Rubber Dub. Symptoms of someone who is in "The Zone" include: wide eyes, open mouth, drool, fast button movements, incoherent shouting of the words "n00b", "p0wned" and "TOAST". There are different "Zones" for different games e.g. whilst playing Time Crisis, the "Zone" is created by switching the couch round and ducking behind it, whilst playing Metal Gear Solid, a bandana is tied round the head, and when playing Virtua Tennis, the console is switched off. Once in the "Zone" any break in the player's concentration can cause them to shut down, similar to a sleepwalker.
Man: What's wrong with Louie, he hasn't blinked once while playing Bioshock?
Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!
Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!
Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"
Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!
Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!
Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!
Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!
Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"
Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!
Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
Something large and usually quite revolting to look at, can refer to something living, or something inanimate. Also a metal band, and a large sea creature.
Can also be shouted out as a random chant for effect in any conversation.
Can also be shouted out as a random chant for effect in any conversation.
Man: Urgh look at that fat chick
Friend: Oh shes a total behemoth!
Man: Dude look at the size of that pimple!
Friend: How big is it?
Man: Its practically a behemoth!
Man:So I'm gonna go to the shop now
Friend: Behemoth!
2nd Friend: BEHEMOTH!
Rest of friends: BEHEEEEMMMMOOOTTTTH!
Friend: Oh shes a total behemoth!
Man: Dude look at the size of that pimple!
Friend: How big is it?
Man: Its practically a behemoth!
Man:So I'm gonna go to the shop now
Friend: Behemoth!
2nd Friend: BEHEMOTH!
Rest of friends: BEHEEEEMMMMOOOTTTTH!
by Simon Alnaimi April 11, 2008