157 definitions by Simon

Ayden

A fucko.

Look at the Ayden.

by Simon June 7, 2004

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 16, 2004

good times

A quote used to convey that great things have happened/will happen/are happening.

Peter: "there were heaps of free drinks and hot chicks"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"

by Simon March 21, 2005

Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.

Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!

by Simon May 11, 2004

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by Simon August 5, 2003

Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.

Don't make me go hung gar on your ass!

by Simon April 25, 2005

Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

by Simon June 11, 2005