A subspecies of Troll that feeds off of *hugs* and drama centered around itself. The Drama Vampire must keep a steady flow of people feeling sorry for it posting, lest it dry up. Fortunately, the Drama Vampire has one thing going for it to keep it's food source strong. Every now and again one of it's prey will wise up and ask a blunt question, allowing the Drama Vampire to brand it as a traitor with which it can continuosly spawn new drama off of which to feed.
Sue sprains her ankle and blogs about being unable to walk for weeks. Joe blogs that there is no way she still cant walk. Sue sics Andy, Mary and Jose on Joe.
"Man, I took her off of my flist weeks ago. That chick is a drama vampire!"