7 definitions by SildogintheNatti
When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
by SildogintheNatti July 14, 2017
When a lady is not necessarily thin swimsuit model material, but rather is more full bodied, curvy, a little extra bulge here and there - but offsets it with good posture, good dress, head held high confidence, and totally pulls it off such that dudes chase!
Fred: did you see that lady from accounting today?
Jim: you mean that full bodied brunette?
Fred: yeah! That girl isn't the prototype hot girl, but does something for me!
Jim: yep! She's "Miss Piggy" Hot! I'd hit it!
Jim: you mean that full bodied brunette?
Fred: yeah! That girl isn't the prototype hot girl, but does something for me!
Jim: yep! She's "Miss Piggy" Hot! I'd hit it!
by SildogintheNatti June 3, 2016
Your doing your lady Doggy Style, you wet your thumb real good, massage her butt-hole until it relaxes and opens just a little. Then you blow a puff of air at it! The resulting anal contraction is the Cool Breeze Wink!
Man 1: My sex life is getting boring.
Man 2: Why don't you try getting a Cool Breeze Wink!
Man 1: What's that?
Man 2 describes
Man 1: That ain't happenin! My girl's anus is "Off Limits"!
Man 2: Then I guess a butt plug is out of the question!
Man 2: Why don't you try getting a Cool Breeze Wink!
Man 1: What's that?
Man 2 describes
Man 1: That ain't happenin! My girl's anus is "Off Limits"!
Man 2: Then I guess a butt plug is out of the question!
by SildogintheNatti April 26, 2012
The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!
Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.
by SildogintheNatti April 13, 2011
verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.
Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.
by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010
When two beautiful ladies lick up opposite sides of a hard penis and when they reach the top, they transition into a hot girl girl French kiss!
It was so hot when Ginger and MaryAnn did that Lady and the Tramp move while sucking off the Professor!
by SildogintheNatti July 1, 2021
Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!
by SildogintheNatti June 14, 2016