A raging cesspool of homosexuality, frequent nudity, and prison shower gang-bangs. Contrary to popular belief, most of the brothers are actually bisexual, and enjoy the company of a lady as well as man. The house is an odd mix of classic "bros," completely worthless potheads, everyday regular normal guys, just plain weirdos, and every possible combination of the above. It is balls deep in Urbana in order to segregate Sigma Pi and maintain the purity of the rest of the Greek Community.
"Hey you worthless pothead, stop smoking pot in the house!"
"Ill stop smoking pot when that weirdo puts clothes on!"
"Ill put clothes on when Kates stops acting like an everyday regular normal guy!"
"I'll start having a personality when all the bros close their doors when getting a blowjob!"
"Zook says I agree with all of the above in Sigma Pi."