If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?
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