3 definitions by Shovel King

Top Definition
Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
by Shovel King July 29, 2011
to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else
John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"
by Shovel King June 01, 2012
to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.
john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"
by Shovel King July 27, 2011

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