10 definitions by Shorty Crunk

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One who refuses to make their life better hence living in a shithole or surreal world...
Ping has "nonambition", hence it's loser life...
by Shorty Crunk January 04, 2009

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When a person rolls a large marijuana joint to smoke.
I asked if he wanted to smoke and right away he started "Rollin a Chub" for us...
by Shorty Crunk July 26, 2009

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An old ass car that needs to retire...
I ain't going on a date with that guy, he drives "Throw Back Whips"...
by Shorty Crunk June 28, 2009

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A landlord that rips tenants off by abusing their powers. I.E. like renting out a piece of shit apartment infested with rats, in need of many repairs, containing shit stained carpets, broken appliances, etc...
"Thank god I do no longer have to pay the -scamlord on the 1st of the month. He's a total prick!"
by Shorty Crunk June 08, 2009

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anyone who refuses to share their things with you
"Stop being such a pig wad with that"
by Shorty Crunk January 14, 2006

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When an Asian person conducts business in a super greedy manner.
I went to Chinatown and wanted to exchange my dollar for 4 quarters. The clerk behind the counter was being hella "Chinkish" and said "only 1 quarter exchange per custama"...
by Shorty Crunk November 01, 2009

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word to describe nipples on woman
Damn it was cold, I had some hard ass nippers!!!
by Shorty Crunk December 11, 2004

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