"man, that guy sodomized my piggybank, and then he stole the watermelon
i just bought. The cops showed up, but he outran
their car. He was wearing assless
chaps as well."
"sounds like you got hit by a jewfaggotniggerqueer."
"Dude, you're so lazy, all you do is sit around and jerk off to gayporn all day. Niggerqueer."
"That guy is such a jewfaggot, he didn't even tip the manwhore he brought to his brother's wedding."