When Jordan got back from his girlfriend's house he asked if I had a piece of gum that he could have. I could smell his halicameltosis from across the room so I gave him the whole pack.
The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.
Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.
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