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A string of resoundingly bad luck ranging in duration from a few hours to an entire lifetime. Although the exact causes of Brown Luck have yet to be determined, genetic factors seem to play a prominent role. Similar to being shit out of luck, but experienced over a much longer period of time.
His week wasn't going very well. His bike had been stolen, he'd misplaced his keys, the pop machine ate his quarter. He was suffering from Brown luck.
by ShocktheMonkey April 20, 2009

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The negative alternative to a birthday. Commonly, Curse Days are wrought with difficulties and oftentimes overlooked or forgotten by family and friends in favour of other people's birthdays or other festive observances. Curse Days generally leave the "celebrator" literally cursing the day they were born.
Roger had his 31st Curse Day last Tuesday. To celebrate, his friends went out to the bar and forgot to invite him.
by ShocktheMonkey June 07, 2009

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A girl who, besides having grotesque or deformed genitalia, is otherwise completely attractive. The nature of her genital abnormality may differ widely in terms of its cause, type or level of severity. Cited problems may include, but are not limited to, size, odor, unsightliness etc.

The phrasing of this term is derived from the common colloquialism: Butterface.
"Yo, man, I thought that girl was hot, until she got naked. She was a total buttervag."
by Shockthemonkey August 18, 2009

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The look up any topic or article on the wikipedia website with the implied intention of fact-checking information. This is not always reliable.
Before lecturing his friends on the history of British tax reform, Tim decided to Wikicheck his information to make sure he wasn't getting something wrong
by ShocktheMonkey January 31, 2011

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