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1 definition by Shoatious Maximus

 
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A long-haired mammalian creature that inhabits the whole of the Olympic Peninsula in the state of Washington, USA...It stand about 6 ft tall, has hair down to it's buttocks (in a pony-like tail) ..frequents the beaches, mountains and (mostly) the natural hotsprings that abound in the area...relatively harmless, if you happen to see one get a picture...as of this printing there are none in existence....close kin of Bigfoot...2nd cousins
LOOK!...IT'S A SHOAT!!!...LOOK AT THE HAIR ON THAT THING!!!
by Shoatious Maximus April 17, 2013