The act of blundering into a lamppost or any other erect obstacle at a pace whilst engaged in enthusiastic dialogue and therefore not paying attention.
Dude A: 'Oiiizzooiiizzooi, i just chuck stormed
it on the way in here!!1!'
Dude B: 'What a douche
Dude C: 'What a douche-fag
Bill: 'Hey, look at Henry chuck storming over there.'
Harry: 'God, he's such an attention seeking whore.'
Henry: 'Ooooooh stop. I can't breathe.'