1) A good place to drive to barefoot whilst gorging on toblerone.
2) A sink of atrocity which no moral flushing seems fit to cleanse
3) Defends the north east of Scotland from Fife.
4) Its understood that in Glasgow and Edinburgh you are more likely to be cut and robbed. However only in Dundee, after stabbing and robbing you, will they suck your fucking eyeballs out of your skull.
Dundee: Eh was fuckin mortal man. Six cunts, big like, were like that "hear, Square go man" So i got out ma keys ken 'rattle rattle rattle.