3 definitions by Shit_4_Brains

Top Definition
When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".
Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.
by Shit_4_Brains January 07, 2008
Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
by Shit_4_Brains June 08, 2007
a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.
In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
by Shit_4_Brains January 07, 2008

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