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Adj. A person who is NOT new to the internet, but cannot grasp the concepts. They just don't get it. Not to be confused with terms like "noob" or "noobie" - it's okay to not understand something because its new. Illiternet people aren't new to the web - it just seems like it because they never learn. They usually write down step-by-step instructions for every day tasks like checking email or accessing a bookmark; but one wrong click and they've got to call tech support.
My mom keeps forwarding her spam to me. She thinks I can somehow alert the proper authorities. She's totally illiternet.
by ShermanBallz March 12, 2008

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