a person who intends to engage in conversation with a female with the sole intent of having sexual intercourse with them. this act is usually performed by a desperate male who hasn't been able to 'get his end away' for quite some time.
It can also be used as a derogatry term when you find out that someone has been craftily attempting to chat up a female via SMS or the more common means, Myspace over an elongated period of time.
Poy: yer, to be fair man, shes pretty hot, you should try and GELLER her.
Sherm: i know man, I feel i'd do well to tap that shit.
Drag: Dude, ive just got a peak at ashes inbox, and you'll never guess who hes been GELLERING.
This act occurs when someone suddenly contracts verbal diahorrea, and comes out with the most random of statements, or outlandish claims, involving nothing or nobody in the immediate vacinity. most likely when under the influence of general narcottics.
Richard(paraletic): Sleep the lug.
Koi(not so slaughtered): mate, wtf, you are chatting rare, lets get you home mate, kkb is closed!
Generally, any male or masculine female born and raised in the general leeds area. they tend to exhibit a thirst for violence, thuggery and general deviance. You should never approach an enebriated leeds thug, as this could undoubtably result in a physical conflict, and your next to certain mugging.
Robin Poyser: What ya up ta'?
Richard: hey dad wanna go down elland road and watch the leeds?
Robin Poyser: Yer sounds like fun, shall i get old lucy, or jenny? (baseball bat or trunchen)
Dan: mate, i cant believe Poy stellered his mrs.
Kasper: Well, he is a leeds thug, what do you expect?