Tourist: "Do you take EFTPOS?"
Shopkeeper: "Crikey deeek mate, what's eeftpos? There's an ATM over there" -->
Tourist (sarcastically): "Yeah, sure. I don't mind paying a $10 Cash Advance fee at the ATM when I could just use EFTPOS for free" (Why can't Australia just accept EFTPOS like the rest of the world does?)