A new breed of dog.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
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