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1 definition by ShempNB81

 
1.
To have gained a large amount of weight. Typically observed when you see someone for the first time over an extended period.
"Far out bro, did you see how fatty fat Gav looked at the reunion? He has been on the pies like a mongrel"
by ShempNB81 October 13, 2009