The dedicated fans of Cobra Starship, who sit on their "shelf" and watch the Cobras make music on the Cobrahcam for countless hours. The chat is very amusing, and no one likes spammers. Shelf kids take pride for their stalking abilities. Shelf kids also take part in Cobra activities like, Taco Tuesday, let's get Gabe drunk, and WoW.
Also. Shelf kids do it better!
Gabe-Do you want to go back to your shelf?!
Shelf Kids-AT LEAST ANGLE THE CAMERA BETTER.