A Desert Rat's clothing generally
consists of Ugg boots, micro-mini skirts, and a cleavage-baring tank top. Bear claw acrylic nails, fake blonde hair with extensions, inflated boobs, and makeup you need to remove with a pressure washer is a must.
Lord knows why they wear
Uggs. One, they
're fugly. And two, they
live in southern fucking California where the weather is ALMOST always warm.