F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
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