Truro is a city in Cornwall
, which is in the south west of England
. The city is often mockingly called a town for its tiny size. It is officially a city however as it contains a Cathedral
(Big Church Thingy). People view this little place differently.
Some see it as a bleak mockery of a city, and wonder why the homeless would choose live there if they have the option of just dying.
Others see it as a tiny drop of paradise, an Oasis
if you will, from the inbred, shotgun wielding, bearded farmers that prowl Cornwall in search for a virgin to sacrifice to the Wicker man....Don't worry they won't find a Virgin in Cornwall.
Hagrid looked out of the window of his Hut, and thought of Truro. "If they can avoid the debauchery and child molestation in a place like Cornwall, Maybe I should stop trying to fuck Harry"
Is that a Truro in your pocket?...Or do you just smell like Shit.