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2 definitions by Shankman24

when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly
Bob From Accounting: Damn did you see Fred From The Mailroom?
Richard from Customer Service: Yeah he had some huge assed jew-curls.
by Shankman24 November 07, 2008
the three things men(straight) can't live without: food, football and sex
Jake: Hey man u look depressed and slightly emo today.
Jeff: Yeah i haven't gotten any F, F, or S(FFS) in like a month. If this keeps up I might die.
Joe: Damn dude that sucks ass.
by Shankman24 November 07, 2008