A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.
While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.
Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"
Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."
Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.
George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.
This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.
"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."