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12 definitions by Shadow0fDeath

 
8.
Usually said after a noun, is sex means "It's so fucking good." the word came from the similarity of the great feeling you recieve when having sex. So when you say "________ is sex" it means, that whatever it is is as good as sex gets itself.
Cheese is sex!
(Insert band) is sex!
etc.
by Shadow0fDeath January 07, 2005
 
9.
1) 13 year old nerds who like to use internet acronyms often.

2) Mindless fucks who are fat, covered in pimples and can't get a date

3) The people who come and post definitions here constantly.
In other words lamers
by Shadow0fDeath June 30, 2004
 
10.
a type of waffle internet chat geeks like and assbabble about so much
roffle woffle!
by Shadow0fDeath June 30, 2004
 
11.
A pit for actual metal concerts where people kick eachothers ass to the music. Not to be confused with the following

nu-metal concerts: There is never and never has been an actual moshpit at any nu-metal show. That's actually a bunch of punks trying to rub up against eachother

Windmill/Kung-fu wannabes: When the music starts they ignorantly walk around in a circle flailing their arms like idiots trying to start shit.

Slaming into eachother: You don't go into a pit to slam into the other faggots, you go to kick the living shit out of them.

Usually moshpits are full of morons who are too drunk to even think. They only occur at metal concerts...anywhere else is just a bunch of idiots who think they are moshing.
At a slayer or cannibal corpse concert you will find out what a real mosh pit is!
by Shadow0fDeath August 14, 2004
 
12.
A faggot on soulseek/slsk who thinks he's the greatest thing ever to step on the soil of the planet earth. Usually found in random metal channels saying "I AM THE ALMIGHTY SHALAFI, THEREFORE I MAY TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!" or some other mindless bullshit that makes one feel their IQ is dropping. He always talks about gay bands and makes himself out to be great. Must be an aol chat geek who found there way on such a great place. Most people hate him and ignore him. Some people such as myself do not because it's funny to watch his bullshit. His soulseek id is: SHALAFi-WiLL-GET-YOU go ahead and piss him off. It's fun :)

also being called a shalafi means your intelligence is equal to a jar of mustard!
Shalafi: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD SHALAFI BOW DOWN TO MY KNEES
Loser: why do you type in caps
Loser2: yeah caps is for morons
Shalafi: BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL
Shalafi: NOW YOU MUST BOW DOWN
*Shadow0fDeath laughs at the cumshitter


hey d00d u r a shalafi!!111 lolzorZ!!!11111111
by Shadow0fDeath July 06, 2004