Usually said after a noun, is sex means "It's so fucking good." the word came from the similarity of the great feeling you recieve when having sex. So when you say "________ is sex" it means, that whatever it is is as good as sex gets itself.
A faggot on soulseek/slsk who thinks he's the greatest thing ever to step on the soil of the planet earth. Usually found in random metal channels saying "I AM THE ALMIGHTY SHALAFI, THEREFORE I MAY TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!" or some other mindless bullshit that makes one feel their IQ is dropping. He always talks about gay bands and makes himself out to be great. Must be an aol chat geek who found there way on such a great place. Most people hate him and ignore him. Some people such as myself do not because it's funny to watch his bullshit. His soulseek id is: SHALAFi-WiLL-GET-YOU go ahead and piss him off. It's fun :)
also being called a shalafi means your intelligence is equal to a jar of mustard!
Shalafi: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD SHALAFI BOW DOWN TO MY KNEES
Loser: why do you type in caps
Loser2: yeah caps is for morons
Shalafi: BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL
Shalafi: NOW YOU MUST BOW DOWN
*Shadow0fDeath laughs at the cumshitter