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2 definitions by Sgt. I.M. Nobody

 
1.
A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.
Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?
by Sgt. I.M. Nobody October 05, 2008
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2.
Like a Stud Muffin, only Jewish
Dude, your wife is a babe, You must be a real Stud Bagel
by Sgt. I.M. Nobody October 05, 2008
11 4