1. Get your laughing gear around my boomhound.
2. Oh my god look at the size of kev's boomhound you can see it through his jeans.
3. Which is bigger, my boomhound or this child?
4. Sometimes I think this boomhound is just too big.
5. When I meet a girl who can deal with the full length of my boomhound Im getting married.
1. Please step back your poking me with your megahog.
2. Oh daddy your megahog tastes so good.
3. Put your megahog away, it's scaring the children.
4. What's wrong with your leg? Wait a minute... that's not your leg... it's your megahog!