1 definition by Seymour Tihts

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Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.
Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Seymour Tihts May 07, 2006

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