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1 definition by Sexy Beast 02

 
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Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!

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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
by Sexy Beast 02 February 08, 2011