1 definition by SexiFlexi

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An act of masturbation in which one bends at the knee in a Captain Morgan pose. Then, bending forward, the appropriate hand reaches around and under the upraised thigh for comical pleasure.
"I did the Jerque du Soleil when I woke up this morning."
"How was it?"
"I really should have stretched first."
by SexiFlexi February 24, 2010

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