Otherwise known as Sally. The future owner of Atalay's Aquarium. Brokeback intellect. Obsesser of music. Resembles an owl. Enjoys backrubs and other sexual touching from Michael. Will get raped very soon. At times can be insensitive and not open with new ideas or the thoughts of others. Makes corny jokes and laughs at the weirdest things. Can also be funny and amusing. Tends to be the victim of bad hairdressers and cruel jokes about certain physical features.