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31 definitions by Sex ED

 
8.
Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.
The king used Uniks (Unix) to guard his harem.
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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9.
A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!
Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!
by Sex Ed December 07, 2006
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10.
A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.
YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
by Sex Ed December 07, 2006
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11.
Someone who is sexually attracted to people in the medical profession.
Sally is a medophile, she only goes out with doctors.
by Sex Ed January 16, 2007
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12.
A chick (or "bird" as they say in UK) who loves to give humming blowjobs, flying around from feeder to feeder, sucking away!
Oh my God! Melissa is the BEST hummingbird I have ever met!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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13.
Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.
WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 24, 2006
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14.
A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".
DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.
by Sex Ed December 09, 2006
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