Text talk for Lesbian.
"I asked Sharise out, but, she turned me down. God, I'm such a loser."
"No, it's cool, she's N SBN."
When a dude plays with his chix nips.
Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?
Bobby: NipSSpin bitch!
1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!
After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!
A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.
SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!
My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.
"eM-eL" = M.L. = Monica Lewinsky = Blow Job = BJ.
JEFF: Sarah, come here and give me an ML.