The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.
Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!
Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
Term used to describe the
of a female whos been around the block, neighborhood, city, and state.
Guy1: "Man why are you so late the movie started 20 mins ago"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, had to drop off a load at the cum dump."
Term used to describe a dirty whore who takes little or no care of her worn out
and it becomes rotten, brown, and smells like a Long John Silvers fish platter.
I was going to go down on her but I didnt know she was makin sloppy tacos for dinner.
The act of holding your headset microphone in close proximity to your rectum while playing the
for others to hear on voice chat. Then you have to put it back on your head so you can provide color commentary on the smell.
Did hear that stink mic Shocker hit us with last night. I'm suprised his guts didn't fall out.
Term used to describe the act of a one with braces to give a
to an unlucky guy. Sometimes painful because of the massive ammount of hardware coming in contact with the
Every since your mom got braces Ive had a black n decker pecker.
Used when a massive guy has his massive
deeply rooted in a womans love canal.
I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.
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