3 definitions by Senor Jaime

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A participatory democracy in which one has to qualify for voting privileges through some combination of educational achievement, standardized testing and demonstration of extraordinary citizenship.
Sarah Palin does not even get to vote in a true intellocracy.

The Republican party was Krispy Kremed by its failure to adapt to the new American intellocracy.

To no one's surprise, the rapid spread of world peace followed the adoption of intellocratic principles around the globe.
by senor jaime December 19, 2009

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Person between the age of 10 and 20 with a love and affinity for all things electronic. Characteristics include early adoption of interactive media, ability to enjoy endless gaming and constant urge to communicate wirelessly. Gadgeteen's are known to harbor multiple adapters and maintain a nasty battery habit.
My daughter "the Gadgeteen" spent the day texting her BFF on the couch next to her.

When did the Touch get surgically connected to my gadgeteen's arm?

I can't figure it out; go find a gadgeteen (you might start looking at the Mall...)

A gadgeteen is, well, pretty much, like, OK, any teen, OK? CHAH!
by Senor Jaime January 15, 2009

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A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.

After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.

I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009

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