The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine
ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other
household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching
himself, gettin' down with
a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.
He likes: hot women, hot food
and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools
that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR
He tends to be long winded
and preachy, but overall
he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite
thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!