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1 definition by Selmer

 
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When some one has mafia insurance they usually have some sort of deal with the mafia where they provided money and/or services in exchange for protection.
Hey Sean, don’t mess with that guy he has mafia insurance. If you mess with him, you’ll be in over your head with the mafia.
by Selmer September 05, 2009