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2 definitions by SejwickRogue

 
1.
Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009
 
2.
A PG replacement for "shit".
A Kid: Dad, I accidently lit your screenplay on fire.
Dad: Ah, fish.
by SejwickRogue November 02, 2008