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3 definitions by Seira

The Japanese slang word for "Idiot" or "dead last". Used along with usuratonkachi and teme in the Anime "Naruto."
You need to open the bottle first, dobe.
by Seira April 23, 2007
A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 04, 2008
Nickname of a girl, normally named Vanessa, who is smart.
Details about the nicknaming process are unknown.
"Hey, whose that girl?"
"Oh, that's Vanessa, but people call her Chichi"
"Long story."
by seira November 13, 2013