2 definitions by Sebastian Owl

Top Definition
Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.
Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"
by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011

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SVP
Sugar Vanilla Pump.

A popular coffee order in the PNW.
I'll take a SVP, if it pleases you.
by Sebastian Owl December 12, 2016

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