A REALLY big spider
with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When
walks, you can feel the fear through your
feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your
ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.
"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there
with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks